Sour Diesel Strain Review

Sour Diesel

Unlike the diesel you see at "real" gas stations, this shit is safe to consume and we highly recommend you do. With its oh so sweet diesel aroma feel free to gas yourself up when you wake up, take a lunch break or are just running on fumes. However, this strain is more popular with medical patients because it not only has you walkin' funny, but helps with depression, stress, and pain dramatically. So the next time you pull into your local gas station tell em you need that sour diesel in your life to keep that engine going. Stay flyin high

Sativa: 90% Sativa, 10% Indica

Parents: Chemdawg 91 (Hybrid) x Super Skunk

Effects (Descending order): Happy, Energetic, Uplifted, Euphoric, Creative

THC Level: 19-25%

CBD Level: 0.1-0.3%

Average Rating on Leafly: 4.4/5

Actual Reviews:

This is my IDEAL strain. My god. I got off my anti depressants when I found this strain. It's all I smoke and I couldn't be happier. I feel sexier, I'm happy, I'm horny, I don't mind eating and yet somehow I'm losing weight. I love moving and doing this. Don't mind doing housework. it's absolute bliss.

Another of my personal favorites. Extremely cerebral whenever I consumed it, but, as many others have pointed out, there really is no "couch-lock." It makes your frontal lobe act in ways you could never have imagined. It's almost like Sour Diesel is a key, a key that opens up whole realms of your mind that you were once ignorant of. A++ Will smoke again.

The description of this strain is extremely accurate. I absolutely rely on this almost every day. I've been using it for medical purposes. Chronic pain, which coincides with depression and anxiety. This flower is better than most anti depressants I've been on. Sour Diesel lets me have a clear mind and still be creative and energized. It tastes terrible. But I don't care because it helps my pain. It brightens my mood, keeps me optimistic and that is going to help with any pain issue. Pain and depression go hand in hand. And this has helped me break the daily cycle of one inducing the other. If you are looking for a strain that can help with medical conditions and keep you sharp and smiling look no further.

Blue Dream Strain Review

Blue Dream

Blue Dream is by far one of the most known strains to cannabis consumers. If you haven't heard of it you've either been living under a rock, a nonsmoker or possibly exceptionally new to the world of weed. Known for its ability to lift your sorry ass off the floor you probably don't want to toke this late at night. Instead it would be better to go with a heavier indica if that were the case. However, if you're down on yourself a lot, needing a positive outlook to the world, or just want to feel energetic and laugh your ass off this is the strain for you. So what are you waiting for? Get a group of your close friends together reach on that top-shelf and start puffing the magic dragon with Blue Dream. By the way don't forget to thank Cali for this amazing strain. Keep walking funny you green goddesses.

Hybrid: 60% Sativa, 40% Indica

Parents: Blueberry (Indica) x Haze (Sativa)

Effects (Descending order): Happy, Relaxed, Euphoric, Uplifted, Creative

THC Level: 17-24%

CBD Level: 0.1-0.2%

Average Rating on Leafly: 4.4/5

Actual Reviews:

"I consider this strain perfect for my psychological problems. almost every other weed with this high sativa content seems to cause extreme paranoia but nothing at all like. i felt completely free and loving and more compassionate about myself than i ever have. i have always had an extremely low self esteem and even though i knew that during the experience my depression was lifted enough for me to easily cope with it. I have complex ptsd from 25 years of emotional abuse from my mother and neglect from my father. and i felt more relaxed and compassionate about myself any every other person and i knew i had that in there. recommended for anyone that has extreme emotions disturbances about things that happend during your life. not recommended for medical conditions such schizophrenia, obsessive compulsive disorder bi-polar, disorder or anything along those lines. not depression though, it eased my depression which had reached a level were I was on suicide watch for 3 years. this strain made my happier and have a more controlled perspective on life while enjoying myself than any other strain ever. definitely by far my favorite"

"So many have reviewed this strain, but I'll add my two cents for medical patients like myself. Blue Dream is Numero Uno. It is the best! Blue Dream is everything I've wanted out of my medical cannabis experience. I'm a sensitive type and I don't like to be high. I have migraines and anxiety for which I want to reduce prescription medication use. BD has allowed me to do that. Honestly, before Blue Dream, I had just about given up on cannabis as medicine because I'd had too many bad experiences from even tiny amounts. To me BD feels like taking a Xanax. It's just mildly-sedating without being panic inducing, and when I vape at the sign of a migraine, it will take it away. Sometimes it takes a few hours, but it almost always works (when it doesn't work, I bring out a bigger gun like Purple Arrow). BD made me realize that clear hybrids might be the best choice to deal with my issues and I've focused on them ever since. Note that the grower makes a huge difference (as always). First time I had it was from a very reputable grower but I guess it was a bad batch because I got no benefit from it. Later i saw Phat Panda had some BD (I've always experienced great product from them) and I tried it - totally different positive experience. After that, I wanted to start stock piling it!"

"Not too many people know this, but back during the Stone Age cavemen had hella kind buds! The stuff grew everywhere and it was really potent because it was fertilized with dinosaur poop. See, they used to feed a Brontosaurus bean and cheese burritos until it was stuffed, then they ran like hell before the deluge hit. The problem was they only had one pipe and they lost it at a King Crimson concert and smoking out of an apple was way too ghetto. So despite all that great weed, Neanderthal Man never got to take a giant sucking tornado hit of Caveman Kush. One day, after years of looking fruitlessly for an aluminum can, they all just said 'fuck it' and died. That's what happened to Neanderthal Man. They never tell you this kinda shit at the museum, but you know how -I- know? Blue Dream. I took a big ol' leather- lungs hit of Blue Dream and all that stuff came to me like the revealed truth. I also discovered Fritos are yummy and Kyuss is stony. That's THREE Nobel-Level discoveries off one hit of Blue Dream. Leafly tells me Blue Dream is great for "novice and veteran consumers" but I dunno. After this shit crow-barred open my Third Eye (not THAT eye, you perv!), I'm pretty sure novice "consumers" might find themselves revealing H.P. Lovecraft-esque truths and go mad, while the veteran "consumers" point at them and laugh hysterically about what a bunch of lightweights they are. All I know is that I'm all about this Dora the Explorer shit that Blue Dream engender and so it's time for another hit or three! See you in Oslo!"